the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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