My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
