Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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