if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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