Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My liver just broke up with me...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Randomize
