I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
A+ Viking dick
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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