WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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