ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
