You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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