do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
soo... how was my night?
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