Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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