Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
