CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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