Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
