so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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