How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I have feelings that need drinking.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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