Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You left your underwear on the fireplace
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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