new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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