I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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