Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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