why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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