Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Is it penis luge time yet?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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