You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Randomize
