Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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