No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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