I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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