Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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