North Korea, Best Korea!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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