Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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