Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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