It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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