I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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