I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Rumble strips road head = magical
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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