Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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