The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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