I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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