that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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