Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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