Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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