I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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