Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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