But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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