I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think I am morally bankrupt
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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