all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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