carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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