What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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