Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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