i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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