Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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