So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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