I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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