I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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