Having a random hookup so left but love u
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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